10 Penguin Life Hacks
Penguins are birds that can do many things like swimming and diving. Penguins are the best because you can learn from them and they're really cool because they walk weirdly.
Here are 10 life hacks from penguins you can do to help yourself.
Live in Waddles
Penguins live in waddles. So, be like them and stay together with people you know and trust. If you stay together you won’t get eaten by a mountain lion or a coyote.
Wear Warm Clothes
If you were in North Dakota, you would not want to get hypothermia and not want to go brrrrrrrr. But penguins teach a lesson because they have a lot of blubber so they don't get cold. Be like penguins and wear layers.
Learn to swim well
If you are stuck in a river, you need to know how to swim or you're gonna become fish food. Penguins are good at swimming and could get to safety.
Learn to dive
You don't want to hurt yourself and blow yourself up doing a belly flop. These animals can go into water like it’s nothing. Don’t hurt yourself. Dive like penguins.
Learn to hold your breath
Penguins can hold their breath for a while so they can hide for a while if there is a polar bear. GET GILLS.
Stay with family and away from strangers
You should stay away from strangers unless it's your local starbucks person. You might see them a second time and they are just cashiers.
And you don’t want free candy from strangers. Penguins stay far away from random penguins so they are not in any danger. Learn from them.
Sleep
Get plenty of sleep so you have energy every day like penguins do.
Go somewhere that has snow so you're not bored in winter
Penguins love to play around with the snow building slides and stuff so go to a place with snow!
Do not try to fly or glide unless you got a parachute or something
Penguins can glide and they are birds, not humans, so don’t think you're gonna be flying anytime soon.
Don’t go near dangerous things such as hippos
Don’t go near sketch places like your local walmart. One time I went into a Walmart and saw a million motorcycle gangsters. Safeway is much safer.
Penguins don’t go into dangerous spots. You don’t want to go into those spots either.
Overall I think that we can learn a lot from penguins because humans can become safer than ever.
So take this information and start learning these skills.
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